Posted by Ed on August 20th, 2006 — in Random
This is for the people who frequent the gym. Are you grossed out by old naked guys in the locker room? I swear, every other time I’m in there changing, some old guy is just buck naked. Doesn’t matter what time I go, there’s always one ready to attack. It seems the older you get, the more you like showing your schlong in public. It’s great you’re all about the public display of groin, but man, can’t you take your boxers off IN the shower so I won’t get a free ticket to the man show?
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Posted by Ed on August 2nd, 2006 — in Random
One day, a male and female whale were peacefully swimming in the ocean, when the male whale spotted a whaling boat. “There is the boat that killed my Father!!”, he exclaimed to the female whale. ” I have an idea, so that I am finally able to get my revenge.” “let’s swim out under the ship, fill our blow holes with water, and break apart the ship” “Ok,” the female whale decides. So they swim out, fill their blow holes and break the ship into many pieces.
Feeling much better, they swim away. The male whale looks back and realizes th at the men are clinging to the driftwood, swimming toward shore. ” That’s not
fair, my father never had a chance to live, why should they?” He turns to the female whale, and says, ” Let’s swim out and swallow them all!”
The female whale turns and looks at him and says” OH!NO!, I agreed to the blow job, but I am NOT swallowing the semen!!!”
:)
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