Things I’ve learned this weekend

Posted by Ed on May 31st, 2006 — in Random

In true form, here’s what I’ve learned this past weekend on my trip to Montreal.

1. Delta truly sucks and no one should be surprised if they go bankrupt
2. Renting a car during a holiday weekend at the last minute is equivalent to an anal rape
3. Sitting in a car going 95-100 in the pouring rain is great fun!
4. Chewing your food is key
5. Finishing vodka too fast makes for a speedy hurl
6. Montreal clubs are sausage fests
7. It’s awkward to pay for two ladies to talk in french with each other in your company
8. The worst pizza in the world is located in Montreal
9. Cuban cigars are great
10. Bouncers have GREAT memory
11. Powerade taste so good in the morning
12. Breakfast is awesome when you’re served by the right people
13. All girls in Montreal look like they have dual jobs
14. Throwing up is no fun, especially in a crowded room
15. Having your buddies plan a royal ass wooping, priceless!

:)

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Are you bored?

Posted by Ed on May 15th, 2006 — in Random, Internet, Neat Links

If so, feel free to play some free flash games on my new site, http://www.irc.sc.

Yes, it’s a weird name/URL, but it’s so easy to type isn’t it?

Or, need a coffee recipe? Grab one from http://www.coffeerecipes.us. Ahhh yes, I’m on my way to hording websites.

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You are a nerd if…

Posted by Ed on May 2nd, 2006 — in Random

you find this funny.

Anyway, I chat with Suz’s little brother on AIM on a daily basis. Usually trying to call each other nerds. Had a chat today about retarded people in the office and he said this:

Him (1:28:22 PM): at my old job some lady was like, the toaster is broken
Me (1:28:22 PM): sweet gig
Him (1:28:34 PM): i was like dude, i can’t remote into the toaster
Him (1:28:40 PM): leave me alone

haha, tech humor I suppose?

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